My son ask not for a thyself another kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee.
~ TJs Father bequeathing his scam empire.

Thomas James Kirk II was the atheist father of the Amazing Atheist situation, was the head of an immense criminal empire, spread from Louisiana to the west coast. TJs father situation scammed thousands of innocent people out of their money through fake diploma mills. He was finally brought to justice in 1991 when he caused the economic collapse of the Soviet Union by scamming Mikhail Gorbachev out of 15 Trillion dollars for an RV trip that he never did. He spent 15 years in Black Dolphin Prison where he was repeatedly sodomized by the dickless penises that were imprisoned there.

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